I can’t hear “sexy baby” without thinking of the 30 rock character:

Hallelujah. As a single lady of a certain age with overly sensitive skin, the dating pool is quite small if you can’t handle beard burn.

They still have it? I don’t begrudge anyone that kind of deliciousness. Enjoy!

Come to think of it, I don’t know anyone who actually spreads cookie butter on stuff. Straight out of the jar seems to be the main mode of consumption

You can buy biscoffs, but I never do it. Those are special plane cookies and I’m 100% convinced they wouldn’t taste as good on land. 

I would also appreciate some formal notice: “We abruptly discontinued [your beloved item] because that’s how we roll.” so I wouldn’t waste so much time thinking they’ve just shuffled it around again. 

I left Florida in the mid-90s and I still miss Publix brand ice cream. They had a black cherry with dark chocolate slivers and I’ve never been able to find an exact match. 

Another vote for Fanola No Yellow- Even my Aveda hair salon uses it because it’s better than anything they offer. I’ve never had anything work so well.

The green tea is my favorite, but the potato one was surprisingly good. I generally like the Japanese flavors I’ve tried because they’re a lot less sweet. 

Her underwear drawer, probably. First place I always look for missing family members.

If we would stop subsidizing the dairy industry, this might change. But like everyone else in the comments, I’m skeptical about taste until it’s used alone.

I can’t imagine what it would feel like to have graduated from competative schools, then spent years grinding it out as a staffer in lower government positions in the hopes of making it to the white house and then seeing this merry band of idiots hired above you.

Perhaps ironically, Taco Bell is favored among the meatless crowd because a lot of their options are vegan and they’re fine with substitutions. I’ve never had a gastro issue, but I opt for the mild stuff like beans, rice, and veggies. Unfortunately, you’re never safe from the sodium content.

Perhaps I worded that vaguely- I know its at least the same amount of money. It’s purely for the convenience of not needing to cook OR go out.

Knowing the military, the last step of the idiotic scenario is that you are failed by default for requiring too many tests.

Sometimes I want a restaurant quality meal that, but don’t want the service along with the price- I want someone to bring it to me so I can eat it in my PJs while watching TV after a long day of work. Freshness and delivery times haven’t been an issue for me, but I could just be lucky. I never order Pizza or Chinese…

people come crawling out of the woodwork to tell you that you’re making up or misattributing your symptoms to some other food you’ve ingested.

I see what you’re saying, but the issue is that her twitter account isn’t owned by her employer and she wasn’t covering this story. She offered a single piece of commentary via another publication. I don’t think that needs to be held to the standard of what she would do in an official capacity as a journalist.

Did your education specifically include contextualizing and explicating word salads? Because this is a marketable skill!

Chips and salsa tells me that you’re not willing to cook OR take responsibility for meat to grill. If you’re bringing chips and salsa, it better be homemade or come with some guac. Step up your potluck game, Pete.