scarletwine
Scarletwine
scarletwine

I hope you told her to go fuck herself. I don’t object to the idea of an optional costume dress code. You can have geeky fun and be a good host at the same time!

Nope. I don’t evencare if it’s an easy color. You can boss around your wedding party all you want but leave your guests alone. These are people who are making an effort to attend YOUR special day and giving you presents, for god’s sake. Don’t piss them off becuase your wedding photos are more important than your

How does anyone get out of high school without knowing that GG is a tale of rampant infedility, domestic abuse, and jealousy-fueled murder? I would refuse a GG-themed wedding just on principle.

Santa Monica, after they redid the mall. There’s certainly not a shortage of good restaurants. I just think it’s a shame to travel to a place with literally thousands of culinary options (all rated and reviewed on countless apps and websites) but choose the same reheated food you can eat at home.

Yeah, the manager said that was the plan. I hope some other cool spot seized the opportunity.

LA has had some really great independent restaurants close, only to be replaced by a fucking Cheesecake Factory. One was a beautifully decorated fantastic mid-range Japanese place that had vegetarian options, clever cocktails, great view from an outdoor patio with fire pits— the works. I went the week they were

That’s a terrible cat!

That’s a good point; I’d be interested to know the ages of the jury members.

It’s going to be a huge issue for them because CA has strict laws about notifying patients of data breeches. They’ll likely get fined for that as well if they can’t/don’t comply.

I was on the 5 this weekend for about 80 miles and saw no fewer than 10 of those signs!

Wait, what is an avacado sticker and how does it keep you from slicing your hand open? I tried googling but only came up with stickers with pictures of avocados on them.

I have to pee like every 30 minutes. No way I’m getting fully undressed to go to the bathroom every time. I look terrible in rompers, so I’m not sad. But I’d love to rock a full length jumpsuit a la Studio 64. Alas...

“but I do commend his free spirit in my mind, and promise to include him in my Work.”

Her face here looks SO much more like Tiffany. Guess the weak chin and jaw came from dad.

They didn’t even get their own tweet!

You beat me to it! Now I know what I’m watching this weekend instead!

The water placement in that header photo doesn’t make her look “dewy” so much as “snotty”

Kellyanne, you moron. You undermined your own argument WITHIN the argument! If AC wouldn’t have rolled his eyes at a female Obama spokesperson, then he’s not being sexist. If he really does discriminately eye-roll, then he’s being partisan, which is something you all have been whining about so long it’s lost all

Yes, and because of this, at least 30 states have either a separate strangulation charge or consider strangulation a felony, in an attempt to shore up DV charges. I haven’t seen any numbers on how that’s actually playing out in courts, but at least there’s some recognition of the danger.