If the draft worked like jury duty in NYC it would be a WHOOOOOOLE different story as to just what conflicts we did or did not get into. No one gets out of jury duty in NYC. No one. (ok, some people do, but it's really really hard and you have to basically either being dying or legitimately not be fluent enough in…

Wait, so do they also want to go back to Europe?? "our stand against the genocide of the European people from the face of the earth, demographic displacement of Europeans from our homelands..." I thought Europe was just full of pretentious socialists or something. THIS IS 'MURICA!! I'm so confused.

Oh god, the tequila shots! ::shudder::

Wait, how are the Republican not all over this shit?? Doesn't this somehow help back-up their whole "legitimate rape" thing? I mean, if female ducks are capable of just "shutting that whole thing down" SURELY we ladies ought to be able to do the same thing, amiright?

Yeah, my worst drinking stories usually went something like, "We forgot to eat dinner.... and then we did shots." Bad bad combo.

Thanks, I needed that

Agreed. Fantastic job.

I have one this Saturday at 2 pm. It's Easter weekend. Argh.

Ridiculous. If you're the kind of person who can pick out a $700 bridesmaid dress and not blink, you should also be able to pick up the tab for said dresses.

*slow clap* PREACH!

I wasn't allowed to watch Charlotte's Web for the same reason.

Ha. I didn't have MTV (because my parents were cheap and uber Christian) so lack of MTV is NO EXCUSE!!! None!!! Because seriously: Prince's ass!! Prince! Performing! Ass!!

I definitely tried to put outfits together based on Claudia. Thank god my school required uniforms; I was already uncool enough without my craptastic attempts at "fashion."

Bwahahaha

It's incomprehensible.

I can at least process this, somewhat, as compared to a HAIRCUT beating out assless chaps Prince. A HAIRCUT!!!!!

I grew up in the Bible Belt and my parents are the same way. I have two tattoos, both in places that can be covered but also often are not (nape of the neck/upper back and top of the ass/lower back). I remember once overhearing my dad talking about how much he disliked naval piercings, and then the look of shock and…

I understand! I was nervous too because I'm not an uber runner. But it really has made a HUGE difference. I would recommend going to a store that carries several brands of shoe (unless you know there is a certain brand that has worked well for you in the past) so that you have more options. Do your research…

Gah! I have no advice, just lots of sympathy. This and people who slurp hot beverages are my cryptonite. ::shudder::

This woman teaches at my gym, and her classes kick my ass, literally. I'd def recommend her "booty camp" DVD: http://www.nikkifitness.com/index.php