Overpriced gahbage! Grind some beans you lazy bastards.

But it was totally ok to file a groundless lawsuit?

The article is misleading.

Allowed it to be photographed in natural light, without having an Instagram filter applied afterward.
I mean, she’s not my favourite person, but give the woman a break - she’s nearly 60.

Oh, we most definitely need to get Chuck running for Trump’s VP.

Perhaps just more familiar with puckered buttholes. Don’t judge.

See also: Lasagna.

Ok yeah but like have you had pico de gallo?

I heard that her uterus achieved a 6.4% ROI (in NPV, not IRR terms) last year.

He cheated on Uma with the nanny, who he later married. There you go.

Fuck Ethan Hawke, man.

Fuck. I’m PMSing and this made me cry and then the realization that I can no longer hate on Michael Bay made me tear up again.

Case in point, Jemima Kirke up there...

Eh. I’m a mom and I would agree with the stroller thing. Some moms think they’re pushing a goddamn tank. It’s like sidewalk walking etiquette in general. Don’t take up the whole fucking thing, don’t walk 4 people across if other people are trying to walk in the other direction, and slow the hell down with your…

Can’t tell what the rest is, but the moving things are definitely katsuoboshi, or finely shaved flakes of fermented dried skipjack tuna. It’s delicious, and typically served on a Japanese savory pancake called okonomiyaki. It moves because it’s reacting to the heat from the food around it. It’s also used in fish stock…

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

Who are you “hold the phone” people srsly

Fifty years together.

It sounds like you’re one of the good ones in the Wedding Industrial Complex, but I’m pretty sure that I read that Halliburton is the largest supplier of wedding flowers and most cake toppers are constructed by Lockheed-Martin.

I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one who wasted time tackling this.