Gwake. It’s Gwake.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Yes, but only because Tim Tebow knows that an alternate universe is the only possible way he gets to have a successful NFL career.

Area Woman Confused by Headline: Locals Respond, say “God, Tina.”

I wonder where this will rank in Buzzfeed’s next listicle of “Top Ten Mistakes in Journalism”.

I’m guessing Trump’s campaign manager told him it would be a bad move to switch campaign managers.

I don’t know.

IDK, Lea Michele just always seems like she’s *auditioning* for the non-available position of Sara Jessica Parker’s understudy.

That is a totally different area of industry. They would need the people who own the movie theaters to boycott, and they would need the TV companies to boycott. Businesses are boycotting North Carolina, but Hollywood obviously won’t because there is nothing to boycott.

It’s terrific. She looks great!

Whoa, I first thought that photo of Ellie was Scarlett Johanssen as Courtney Love.

Way to end it with the Cher and Tig tweets. Honestly, you could have left the others out.

I dislike a lot of verbal shorthand but there is 0% wrong with ‘mac and cheese.’

babe this whole thing is a joke

I knew this would happen.

Fact: Cat dicks are made of star stuff.

Well I guess I am a fucking vegetarian now.

I don’t know if I would have made it during segregation. my mouth and passion about having my rights would have been the death of me.