That’s sad. What happened to her castle? (I think I know...that hat wasn’t going to buy itself.)

Oh, that makes sense! I adore Elementary, and she never looked pregnant during Season 3, but sometimes they can slip that by. Mazel Tov, Lucy! (Also, everyone should watch Elementary. It’s like Sherlock, but smarter and with respect for women.)

Pinkham’s law.

I’ll say this: I love cheese. I love it. I love everything from skunk-fart reblochon to nutty Cornish Yarg. I make cheese. I know cheese. I am cheese.

I am a cheese lover. I am also a kraft single lover.

Wow. You really like Robert Down Junior. Duly noted.

Whereas if it just smells like boiled ham, they’d have to pay you to take it?

I’m constantly saying “I have shit to do” so I can’t hang out. Usually it’s sitting on the back porch drinking wine by myself ... but still. That’s doing shit, right?

Whatev. Don’t knock it until you’ve supported yourself for years doing it.

Steer testicles. Well, I’m not sure they’re considered steers pre-castration, but you get the idea.

Yeah, I’m going with Swiss cheese girl too. “She was JUST ASKING!! How HARD would it have been for the server to just ANSWER?! NOT EVERYONE KNOWS DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHEESES ARE CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE GAWD”

You shut your mouth. I LOVE seeing people’s food porn!!!!!

Not to mention Boston Public, and the immensely successful spin-offs Boston Pharmacy, Boston Men’s Room and, of course, Boston Market.

How can you make someone grey?

Cookie dough is like the veal of baked goods; young, tender, and delicious.

Tell a flower your name. Give it to a stranger and watch him eat your dreams.

Oh God - “The app is so you can play Russian Roulette at parties”

I am choosing to read Yoko Ono's tweet as a fart joke. I happy now.

Let's not get crazy. Lima beans are the worst.

Came here to say the same thing. GIVE THIS MAN A THIRD TERM