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I thought you didn't do poop stories?

Jesus Christ, Gregor if you could leave those fucking pea plants alone for one minute you could have a laugh with everyone else.

My dad took me to see the Vietnam War Memorial to show me the names of his friends who died. He pointed out names to me and told me about them. He also said how they died because he was there. I like that about my dad when he shares pieces of his past with me or explains things important to him to me. He liked the…

Well, there’s no ambiguity in my feelings for a pontificating asshole who ranks the deliciousness of tempura vegetables and hasn’t had something as basic as tempura asparagus.

I think she wasn't appreciated on her own planet and that’s how we ended up with her.

I adore that people tried to help you out here.

I guess there are many ways to have an abundant life. I choose to watch TV and pet cats. It’s not wasted time. I value every second of it.

Just asked my mom. It’s this one, right?

Your mom has it.

How are we still not talking about the fact that your name is Bobby Finger????

“Couldn’t Detect Any Face”= I win.

DON’T MAKE ME LIKE RIFF RAFF.

As a man who has a sense of humor I’m inclined to agree with you.

Poor Zeppo Jonas. Live every day like it's your 10,000, you unremarkable quasi-celebrity butterfly.

"What kind of milk in your latte?"

I've enjoyed BCO, but lately it's seemed like you have a lot of contempt for your readers/commenters. Maybe it's not intentional, but it certainly comes across that way. Just because Kathryn doesn't agree with your opinion doesn't mean you need to be rude or that her comment is boring.

Woah. Usually authors aren't such dicks like this for no reason. I get that it kind of rambled on, but she was basically saying "Why didn't they just say 'this is whole wheat toast' " Which doesn't seem like it would warrant an asshole response.

@Katherine Koch: Bless your heart for your reponse to a disgraceful dismissal from the moderator. Please don't let that catty remark keep you from commenting around here.

I am allergic to crunchy!