Because you have a fetish for 30-somethings dressing up as goth catholic school girls?

I watched this all the way through and by the end of it was like, “This is the most Sorkinest thing to ever Sorkin.” It was like a self-parody of a Sorkin show.

Now that I know when the truly devastating moments are coming (specifically the two big ones) I can prepare myself for them. I just have to tell myself, “You’re watching actors on a set, they’re just pretending, this isn’t real, Oh God, Ianto, why, why???”

Gotham is the TV watching equivalent of rubbernecking.