i see what you did there. 

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Punctuation is important, yo.

Hey let’s not kink shame.  English soccer fans are an odd bunch.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

I had totally forgotten about this. Thank you so much for reminding me.

Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

Shit.  I did that, too.  WTF is wrong with both of us?

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

They are AWESOME

“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”

It is. It like legitimately is.

That would seem to be an asinine qualifying system

To give Ellis and the US coaching staff credit, I thought they really responded well tactically to France’s threat. Especially the decision to start Ertz turned out to actually be a really good one as I thought her approach to be more physical in those midfield challenges really caused problems for France for a long…

France really got fucked over by the draw. They got the hardest draw of all the top teams.

‘I hereby announce that the French Women’s National Football Team is invited to the White House to celebrate their success in the 2019 World Cup tournament’ 

Half the evil of having this game as a quarterfinal is that France is now eliminated from Olympics qualifying as well.  So I guess it’s a crêpe and a gallette.

“Now there's a man who knows how to marry his cousin!"

Please, Hiram LIVES for petty. That and picking obsessive revenge arcs with teenagers, one of whom is his daughter.