I thought one of the saving graces of the PG era would be no more Kiss my Ass matches, but nope. It's just one of those things that makes me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan sometimes.

Honestly, I had no idea this was the last Raw before the PPV until they mentioned it. Even now, I can't even remember what's supposed to be on the card except the cage match and the Cena/Rusev match. Whoever the tag team champions are vs New Day… Harper and Ambrose in a something something match?

If they are going to go with bargain basement endorsements and prizes, might as well get something useful or related to the show. A lifetime supply of duct tape/Elmer's glue sticks/couch cushions!

And my personal favorite drag name, Robin Mansions.

Guys! Guys! She did it! She got the joke! Miss Fame got the head joke! I wish they had pyro go off and confetti come down from the ceiling while Handel's Hallelujah plays in the background for this occasion.

The look on Pearl's face as she tried to look excited about her prize was priceless. And Ru kind of set her up for failure "A trip to New York!…. to work on your portfolio!" "Yay?"

Yeah, who wants to be the 998th Lord Commander? I bet Jon just wanted to wait for a nice round number.

Even though the trial scenes weren't done all that well, I do think bringing up the fact that Mark was in close proximity to the murder scene (and he admits that he was there) and that Joe was beaten while in police custody would definitely make the jury think twice. Plus, his confession was thrown out.

That JBL vs Godzilla thing - I never saw it when it originally aired, but it was on Countdown's list of "most epic Smackdown moments." Everyone on the panel was treating it like it was the most hilarious thing ever, and all I was seeing was an incredibly sad JBL in boxers playing with a inflated Godzilla to a…

Naomi usually comes off as trying too hard, but her promo last night was fantastic and on point. She could be a respected heel, in that she'll draw boos even though we all secretly agree with what she's doing and saying (kind of like how Paige should have been, but oh well).

I thought it was disappointing Ginger went that way too. I thought it was funnier when she was kind of playing it a bit meaner, like she was a London tough, or Adele by way of Guy Ritchie. She really didn't need to constantly be eating.

I don't get the point of Ollie's character either. He seems to want to be an important journalist, but he lives in a tiny town. Just move away. Far, far, away.

Now how are Legos made of wicker supposed to work?

I thought the real scary thing at Chuck E Cheese was the pedophile that always seemed to be lurking in the corner.

They did it during Raw too - they showed her goodbye tweet and talked a little bit about her title reign and career in general. I would think it was nice if I didn't think there were some ulterior motives too.

I really like Naomi, but yeah, she needs to slow down a little bit in the ring. I appreciate the hustle, but when she tries to do one move after another, it ends up being sloppy and botchy, and when she makes the first mistake, it's all pretty much downhill from there. With more polish and practice, and if she (or any…

I don't exactly miss Michael Cole, but it's gotta suck to have to take an F5 just to get some time off.

Now I'm hoping they keep asking her that question every week and she just never gets the joke… which is a real possibility.

I like Michelle as a person (I like listening to her on RuPaul's podcast), but I don't think she makes a very good judge. I feel like she chooses one person from every season and just harps on them relentlessly, whether they deserve it or not. Max could have done amazing this challenge (and I kind of think she did!)…

"CUMin."
Accuracy is no big deal either - Jessica Wild's RuPaul and Alexis Mateo's Alicia Keys were two of my favorite impressions from Snatch Game, and they were in no way accurate to the actual person, they were just funny.