IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

I mean I wrote one of these as a kid and mentioned my dad was a CPA.

I wrote similar letters to my favorite sportsmen at his age and I told them all my parents were teachers. It’s just kind of what you do as a kid I think.

Not at all, I graduated HS with him and both he and his father could not have been more pleasant people.

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

This article is about the domestic violence allegations from 2016, but it seems to gloss over the fact that the accuser was discredited when the police found a text chain to her friend that went something like this:

“If the NFL actually cared about anything related to domestic violence why did they let Cincy draft that fuckhead from OK who punched the fuck out of that girl. If they actually cared they wouldn’t have had shit to do with him.”

If he was really thinking into the future LeBron should add one last step...

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

We call that a Motown special.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

You know there’s porn on the internet, right?

Are... are we allowed to be mad at everyone who gets away with murder?

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Here’s how we do this fairly: If you get bitten, or nipple twisted, or given the complimentary prostate exam, you let the hands fly. The refs stop the fight. Everybody looks at the inciting incident. If they find nothing you get a red card. If they find any other shenanigans they are carded and you are given a round…

I assume it was the back door.

I was starting to like Chile after they went toe-to-toe with Brazil for 120 minutes, all the goodwill went right out the door with this

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

How often does the Dallas PD actually conduct a full investigation into someone getting punched in a bar? If this were anyone else, unless there were video evidence the case would have disappeared within 24 hours anyway.