Francona’s their manager. We Boston assholes will still find a way to claim credit if Cleveland wins the World Series.

The thing about folks from Boston is that they are usually insufferable even without sports.

When the Browns win a championship.

When the Browns finally win a game.

Not to be insensitive, because if people could not act like animals and stop killing each other over meaningless bullshit we wouldn’t be talking about this, but what was a 15 year old doing out and not at home at 4am? She’s not even old enough to drive.

Remember when you didn’t have Tucker and the Ravens sent the Patriots to the Super Bowl on a missed kick?

I went to an orthopedic doctor about some knee pain. They prescribed a knee brace, I tried it on, and it felt a little tight. They said it would stretch over time, so I left with it. It didn’t stretch at all, so I went back and exchanged it the next day. Then they sent me a bill for the second knee brace. Another 87…

Want to know who to no longer be a millionaire? Treat multi thousand dollar transactions lightly.

I only wear animals I also eat. I like to think that balances it out, somehow.

Well, Julian Edelman has always wanted to be Tom Brady. The metamorphosis is nearly complete.

Danny Woodhead still has one good knee, right?

Likewise would Deadspin and the national sports media attack Tebow for doing so? Everyone’s a hypocrite. Accept it.

Thought exercise: Suppose a few years back when he was in the league, Tim Tebow knelt during the national anthem to protest the state-sanctioned mass murder of unborn fetuses in the U.S.

What about the white half of Colin Kaepernick?

Now THAT’S reasoning of his that I can get behind.

Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

NO

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?