The Break was great, and really deserved a platform that doesn’t suck at weekly content so much (Netflix’s GUI is really built around the binge model so a show that releases new episodes every week tends to get lost in the shuffle.)

This is wonderful and I hope you are soon providing a happy home for this lovable kitty.

Please let this happen so he can continue to be a part of all our lives!

I am a HUGE Pearl Jam fan. I’ve only seen them live twice, and would love for them to tour Canada more so I can see them again.

BINGO. He already knew what he was going to do. He just wanted to feel like less of a dick about it.

He did, and she initially told him no. So, even though post-OTR show she was more open to it, she probably doesn’t want him to go. Not really. But, he was never honestly on the fence about this decision—he was always going to go to this show. He looked to the hivemind with the specific goal of rationalizing going…

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

“Don’t tip, require better (livable) minimum wages.”

If you tip 18% sometimes and describe yourself as a good tipper, I’m afraid you’re mistaken.

I vote “still ew even if it was fake because it normalizes that behavior to the viewer”.

The only reason that his supporters insist that Donald Joffery Trump is playing multi dimensional chess is that they’re too stupid to understand what multi and dimensional mean and think chess is just checkers with horses.

I will steal it. That way everybody loses.

This is Splinter. All news is bad news unless it’s good for young white “progressives.” Though they’ll try to co-opt racial politics if it’s high profile news because, again, this is a blog site now written by young dumb inexperienced white people.

Neither, but I’m inclined to root for the person who isn’t stabbing their S/O.

I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with Sunday being on the phone to Monday and Tuesday being on the phone to me.

I thought they’d figured out how you can have eight days in a week.

Many meats are good on the rarer side, but bacon is best burnt crispy!

PHRASING!

Frank Oz got banned for a week for this Tweet. Evidently the Twitter censors had never seen the phrase “I owe you an apology” used on their service before and thought it must be something nefarious. 

Someone told him it was mauvelous.