I do this with my grocery list. Takes just a sec in the parking lot before heading into the store, but makes things way easier.

The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go away
But the Inquisition’s here and it’s here to -

- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé, what’s an auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do - but you do anyway!

I agree with your sentiment in general, but wanted to specifically give you props for the “clueless piccolo” turn of phrase. Delightful.

I hadn’t heard of Carnegie libraries before this, how fantastic!

You swapped your Joes. It was Flammy-Flam who walked back into the competition, Sasto is the walking hipster cliché.

Because Kennedy already won with a male character, so once that’s happened it’s hard to continue to make the argument that doing a male character is either disallowed or will hamper one’s chances. It just means you better fucking BRING IT if you’re coming in male drag, and DeLa done BROUGHT IT.

I miss many of the old commenters and the way the site used to be. But when I venture into the comments, it’s exhausting to wade through the bitter “jokes” of the people that just can’t let anyone else forget that things used to be better.

If you accidentally stop at the first line, as I did, her life reads very differently.

Yes, it’s pretty clear there’s no time or money in the budget for editing. Yes, the site quality has gone down because of getting sucked into the Kinjaverse.  But the “are they trolling us with TYPOS!?” is just... c’mon, man.

Or, you know, it’s an accidental typo, similar to the one where you wrote “formally” instead of “formerly”?

Top Chef would edit him out. That’s what they’re doing with John Besh.

I can’t take credit for thinking it, only for twigging to @wkystrad’s set up and coming through with the obvious follow up.

www.milothoughts.gov.www/milothoughts

Oof, Dunkleman. That’s a deep cut. With our luck, just uttering his name is enough to guarantee that Seacrest will end up as the gig instead.

Please watch Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion. She’s great in it, as is the rest of the cast.

Are you me? That’s the argument I use when people tell me I curse too much — how the Norman conquest (and their bringing the Church with them) meant french- or Latin-derived words are considered “acceptable,” explain the definitions of and differences between vulgar, obscene, and profane, and wax rhapsodic about it…

I only read one of the books, but I enjoyed it, and think it’s a shame that she didn’t get to finish out the series as she wished.

I’m with @jamboxdotcom on this one. You’re stretching in order to take a dig at Katie.

So, to clarify: You think that Rex Reed was careless enough to name the wrong person as director of the film he was reviewing, and ALSO misspell the name of the person he erroneously credited, but was enough of a stickler about details to ignore Benicio’s well-documented Puerto Rican heritage and instead choose to…

How is that any different than the sizeable contingent who still believe Richard Gere had sex with a Gerbil or Bon Jovi/Rod Stewart/Insert rocker of your generation was admitted to a hospital to have semen pumped from his stomach? There will always be a contingent of morons who believe stupid bullshit without credible…