This line never gets old.

We've covered this before, Bo don't know Diddly

That fact is very not fun.

♬ And if a double-decker bus
crashes into us,
to die full of fries
is such a heavenly way to die

Sigh. The AVC used to be the kind of place where I generally knew where a poster was coming from, because the commentariat was truly a community. But over the last year, the influx of trolls has made me much warier, so if I don't recognize the username immediately, I immediately go all Skeptical Frye…

I get that it was laden with sarcasm, but your sarcasm seemed to be directed at those who might consider this email's douchebaggery - wherein he laments that he can't get his dick wet on the trip because relationships within the chain of command are verboten - as potentially reflective of the type of CEO whose company…

Back in my day, we used DanceSafe.org to identify those.

Do you normally expect CEO letters to staff to include lamentations about how the CEO can't get laid on this trip because everyone else on the trip is a subordinate and unfortunately he's not allowed to fuck them?

Yeah, I bet Kalanick only stocks Tres Comas tequila at company parties

I was definitely weirded out by the resemblance to Robin Williams.

I have to agree with that statement, she was making the anecdote to praise Kalanick for stepping back and clearing his mind before making big decisions.

I agree with you for the most part, except my ONLY argument would be whether there is an increased germ factor. I've never been pregnant or otherwise lactated, so I don't know for certain, but I would assume you would want the environment you pump in to be as clean as possible. Therefore, reserving the room for…

I have to agree. I initially read "new happy place" as the literal lactation room, and the sentence to mean AHuff suggested the lactation rooms in the first place. This suggested AHuff's intervention in Uber's culture was about making it a place considerate to the concerns of female employees.

I came specifically for the Dawes jokes.

That "rivalry" felt very one-sided to me. Trinity DGAF, she's about her business.

Maybe Stallone likes casting guys who are shorter than he is?

Orange, obvi

Fucking hipster, everything has to be organic these days…

It took me all fucking weekend to figure out who Sarge looks like when in drag, but watching Untucked again, it finally hit me: Jan Hooks. The facial expressions combined with the down-turned lips were giving me Sweeney Sisters realness from the neck up.

I thought Cinnamon would've worked. Feels like a legit name in a way Winter Green doesn't. You can take matching looks in a few directions. Besides being gum flavors, both make me think of winter and Christmas. I would've done wintertime looks in shades of red & copper with pops of white, keep the same face & hair,…