I love you, and I'm not ashamed to shout it from the rooftops! But I won't, since the rooftop to this building is locked and I hate stairs anyway.

No True Scotsman fallacy.

Chico, no jodes. My family fled Cuba too, but I've seen hardcore libertarians praising Pinochet because of his free-market principles, while ignoring his fucking mass-murder. Libertarians love themselves an authoritarian dictator as long as they get to keep their precious property and the people being murdered don't…

I really have to disagree. I LOOOOOVE Val, and think she's incredibly talented and going to grow into something even more amazing. But that complete disaster of a pilot cannot be laid solely at Nina's hooker-boot-clad feet. From the workroom, to her refusal to prep for the LSFYL, Valentina was way too blase about just…

I tried to give you an out, but I applaud your integrity. That merits its own upvote.

Upvoted, then de-upvoted because you missed a few. Will re-upvote if you edit, and will then edit this accordingly and none will be the wiser. Deal?

I think you misread, the joke was that Kenan will be the only cast-member left, period. Not just last cast-member of color.

Deon's discount twin brother. Freeform doesn't have ABC or TBS money, you know…

Average highs in Phoenix for August are 104; 92 in Orlando. Based on this heat index chart, seems like we should call a draw and agree that all goths in both Phoenix and Florida are poor, sweaty bastards and their boots probably smell terrible.

[looks up Phoenix humidity levels in August and sees 36%, as opposed to 79% in Orlando]

"It's a dry heat…"

I live in Miami and had a mild goth phase in high school, but I only dressed up for clubs, never real life. Florida is WAY too hot for that shit. During summer vacations, I was often amused by out of town goth kids trying hard to keep their dark cred at Disney World in the 90+ degree swampass of Orlando in August.

Because, as @flubbagunto:disqus said above, "People react to rape differently, and the accuser already addressed that in her initial statement".

"We did not see each other much after that but when we did it was entirely pleasant and we continued to exchange texts, including as recently as March of this year."

Goddamn, that was a horrible time.

Again, it comes down to practice, practice, practice, girl. But regardless of the gender of your ex, a breakup deserves recovery time, so be honest with yourself and others about whether you're looking for casual fun or something more.

That "suddenly a teenager" thing is very common for people who come out or otherwise realize that their sexuality or gender is not as rigidly defined as they used to believe - regardless of what age they are when this discovery/awakening happens. This is a normal thing, and will pass as the newness wears off and you…

Look, I'm one that prefers going dutch on dates to avoid precisely this bullshit. But if he decided to pay for her movie ticket, the price of the movie ticket entitles him to service from THE THEATER, and only the theater. It entitles him to absolutely nothing from her.

His twitter posts about her keep calling her the "texting floozy" so his beef is clearly not with her texting, it's with her disinterest in him.

I think the joke is the Iglesias part.