That "suddenly a teenager" thing is very common for people who come out or otherwise realize that their sexuality or gender is not as rigidly defined as they used to believe - regardless of what age they are when this discovery/awakening happens. This is a normal thing, and will pass as the newness wears off and you…

Look, I'm one that prefers going dutch on dates to avoid precisely this bullshit. But if he decided to pay for her movie ticket, the price of the movie ticket entitles him to service from THE THEATER, and only the theater. It entitles him to absolutely nothing from her.

His twitter posts about her keep calling her the "texting floozy" so his beef is clearly not with her texting, it's with her disinterest in him.

I think the joke is the Iglesias part.

I guess the argument could be made that if all they're after is money, then at least you can throw enough money at them to switch to a less horrible position, whereas with the other scenario they're just horrible for eternity?

Editing monkeys on all reality shows LOVE to contrast talking heads of people bragging about the thing they're about to fail at. I agree that the best bet is to try to avoid bragging about anything, because they will find a way to use it against you when your day comes.

I don't know, when I watched in that particular moment, it's not clear whether she was trying to show that she does different things in drag as compared to others in the drag world or as compared to herself, i.e., she doesn't want to be repetitive on the runway. She wouldn't be the first queen to talk about wanting…

Yes. She's only capable of pulling off super-generic drag, so I think she thinks "it's not a generic drag look, because I'm pink-skinned!" Apparently she thinks it's like My Little Ponies, where the same toy in a different color scheme means an entirely different persona.

Seriously. Roast Michelle using puns that play off Wicked and TWOO, something about her tits defying gravity, and how everyone present would love it if a house fell on top of her.

Ew, people who play this game are assholes and you shouldn't put up with it. Unless she's, like, deployed or working a forest fire or on an ER shift, a 1-2 day delay for all texts is just dickery.

Upvoted for the visual of Gertrude Stein doing jazz hands and saying "giddy-up!"

He was never a host nor a correspondent. He did appear as a guest, but if that were the only criteria, then thousands of people would've qualified for that reunion.

This was specifically a Daily Show Reunion, so that Bill Maher could be cordially invited to go fuck himself.

My immediate thought was that they dragged in someone from the off-camera staff because no there's no Asian cast member to play Sulu. I didn't realize he'd done it before, but that's actually (a) cool as a throw back yet (b) a horrible indictment of their continued lack of diversity 4 decades later.

Why would you post this without spoiler tags?

#notallwomen #grannypantiesandDGAF

Blackfyre rebellion would be awesome.

It could be read negatively or positively - maybe he's hoping to use his involvement as a way to put the thumb on the scale and get one of the female-helmed shows picked up.

Verse two probably explains the other 1/3rd.

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