Not yet, thank god. The worst part of it is that she doesn't retain the info that well. I don't know how many times I've had to explain a "pearl necklace" reference…

I can usually tell the kind of joke that sails over my mom's head - specific cultural references, trending memes, sex acts found on urban dictionary, etc. - so I just preemptively explain the ones she's apt to miss. That way she can feel the burn, and learn something new in the process!

That man is so ridiculously hot, I doubt I could look directly at him if I ever met him in person - I'd need those solar eclipse glasses or something so my eyeballs don't burn out.

Thanks for reminding me of this … I, too, first encountered this song on XP and didn't twig to it, as my appreciation for Byrne's music didn't develop until several years later.

There you go being reasonable again, Scrawler. When will you learn?

Now this I'd love to see happen - hell, I'd like them to go one step further and lick his face like overeager puppies.

"He could get there with a little more fame and entitlement though."

Your lack of awareness of her doesn't make her a nobody. She stars on a primetime ABC comedy that's in its third season.

I, too, was hoping it was more like King Joffrey's wedding feast in Game of Thrones. Alas, we have no Queen of Thorns to spare the realm from the coming tyranny.

What YOU don't seem to be twigging is that you're making Swiper's point. It doesn't matter what the majority wants, or what the POTUS wants. They can both be against the social moralism of the deep conservative right base. But since that conservative base delights in the shit sandwiches that Cruz, Pence & friends are…

I love Shirley, Brooke and Sheldon SO MUCH. Just talented, awesome people.

He smells his dishes before serving them?
He smells like a camel's taint?
He smells like baby powder and mountain dew?

Why does your avatar not have two heads?

Wait, you tried to call out the reviewer for an error; in response, someone called out that you had erred. Why is it that their correction of you mean-spirited, but yours of the reviewer is ok? If you were just trying to ensure that accurate info was out there, then you should be glad you were corrected.

Inciteful =/= insightful.

Same thing has happened to me, I legit pause to figure out which female contestant I'm not remembering, and then I realize it's Jim talking.

You're welcome!
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Chismosas always wanna have opinions. Let them. To quote RuPaul's mama, "Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind."

I had a truly execrable holiday break, but this episode had me laughing so hard I was literally crying, and even my Debbie Downer relatives were audibly cracking up too. God bless Doug Judy and Amy vs. Jake competitions.

Even if that calzone were from the Lo-Cal Calzone Zone?