I thought the proper answer to “what is this?” was always “yummy.”

I’m spot on with your opinion, Heather.

Didn’t need the goat-****ing monologue to go on as long as it did.

During the whole Alucard / Belmont fight scene, I thought, “is he wearing a thong, pulled up his hips, mid-90s style?”

Best lines were at the end, the aforementioned crotching kneeing, along with “I fell down a…

“Igyorhm said that, after her husband died, she hasn’t decorated much in real life. A few months later, she met Altima, and together they’ve spent an estimated thousand hours....”

Ah. There it is.  

“WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN HERE?” screamed the man as I walked in. I instantly regretted coming here.

“WOMEN?? WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN?” I heard him coming closer. I tried to slip back outside, but it was too late.

“THERE’S ONE!” the man screamed in my face, and grabbed me with both hands. He shook me by the shoulders.

“R…

Leave Ryuji alone!

Yes I can, because I’m an ADULT, and I can do things that don’t make any sense.

<3 , America

I’ve been dying to watch Castle of Cagliostro since I started this game. Except that would reduce my game playing hours.

Thanks.

Also: despair

So you’re saying you DON’T sing/hum the theme for yourself? Cuz I do.

Screaming “OBJECTION!!!” is at the top of my list too.

Let me at least watch a DVD, dammit!

Pffft. As if.

Can I get an article like “what’s the deal with streaming?” I missed the entire boat on this; sure I’ll watch some videos if I’m stuck, or I need to live vicariously through someone else. But I don’t understand “watch me play a video game!” and therefore don’t understand why this is a big deal.

Now that I’ve thought about it, I remember what I do.

I let him go first. Nice of me? Nah. It’s evil af.

Say we each get an hour. What’s the first hour of gameplay, in almost any game? Tutorials, introductions, etc. All the stuff that will be the same for everyone.

So he plays one hour, and I watch. Then, when…

The secondary problem is spoilers. Maybe a head set that works with the TV.

We have different smooch decisions. Sometimes we surprise each other, like, “You went with THAT girl/guy???” My crush on Kanji in Persona 4 being a prime example.

Which I would have pulled, except he pre-ordered Breath of the Wild and I hijacked that because he was playing Horizon.

I kinda sorta like him, maybe. He cooks me *food.*

We don’t have a second PS4, and aren’t really ready to drop money on another one. (Plus never seeing each other again.)

Yeah, every FF game is his, it got too weird for me (but he has to tell me everything that happens). I thought Persona was MY game, since I’ve played 4 and whatever was on the Wii U. I was surprised when he said he thought he was playing it!