My favorite part was about how they’re SOMEHOW always gone and uninvolved whenever shit is going down.

Every picture of him makes him look like a defendant in some Frat House Murder Conspiracy trial.

Would I have a weapon in this room?

I guess you don’t take a cornucopia of prescription drugs either. Still, even I’d consider shooting Xanax if I had to be around DJT.

That’s really wishful thinking that I can only hope comes true, but I have my doubts that justice will ever rain down on any of these ass-clowns.

You know when you have your gaze fixed on something, but you’re not really looking at anything—you’re vision is just kinda hazy and out of focus while you daydream?

Every time I look at Kushner, this is the first picture that I think of.

This. I think that is why the press started to say “oooh he is a ninja, working quietly behind the scenes, stealthily getting things done.”

Think less wood blocks, more cold sterile labs.

He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

The “Ivanka suggested Planned Parenthood stop providing abortions on return for not having Republicans block it from receiving federal funds” story is such a perfect encapsulation of their worldview and incompetence. It tells the whole story, and we don’t need any more.

Um… He’s recused himself from the Russian investigation. So it would be a deputy like Rosenstein and the SEC who would make that call.

they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

why would Sessions let any prosecutions for FCPA violations happen?

Sex? With Kushner? You think she would be cheating on daddy like that?

It’s sort of bewildering to me, in a piece that pulls out and emphasizes the VF quote about their lack of self-awareness, that you could also say that “deep down, they must realize...” People who are not self-aware don’t have a “deep down.” They don’t ever realize. Not only do they not look into their own “deep down,” …

Well, that’s what happens when you’re in debt up to your eyeballs on the devil’s Park Ave address and you violate the FCPA trying to dig yourself out.

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

Ol’ Jared’s looking a bit pasty and ghoulish in that photo. It’s the picture of Dorian Gray that supposed to look like shit, no?