I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

“I did a visualization meditation picturing myself as a mermaid finding gold in a treasure chest. I rediscovered Kurt’s golden hair in a secret forgotten compartment of my great grandma’s jewelry box.”

This is such a neat story !

Your cousin’s poor computer skills annoyed enough an IT’s ghost to do troubleshooting over Ouija.

This is the story of the two times my father came face to face with a serial killer.

That is beautiful.