“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

The sign of a great comedy movie is that there is a section of the population that doesn’t get it.

Uncle Rico

That’s like lumping “The Notebook” and “Anal Slutz Vol 8" together under “Romances.”

he can’t read yet

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

“Fahking wicked Irish Spring commercial!”

Pilsnerous Spillsnerous

This thing?

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

You sound like a freshman roommate one of my friends had. He described the guy as a “compulsive masturbator,” and further added, “If I left the room for more than 15 seconds, I was always sure to knock before I came back in.”