@zagato: Epic!

Man, I hate trying to untie my new cars from the base...

I also just remembered the other day that I own a Porsche.

Been a while since we have had a good one-liner COTD, and this is a damn good one! Congrats!!

@analog805: I totally agree. So many people seem to bemoan the never ending styling of the 911, but I see it as one company that stays true to its roots on its halo car. As can be seen in that animation, they change it just enough to keep it current. No more and no less. The performance is what changes, and that…

I've heard nothing but negativity towards these ads no matter where I hear it. Has Toyota fired/sued/hanged their marketing department yet?

How fast are they going to have to make the CTS-V in 2014 to make sure this doesn't beat their flagship model? Forget this thing, (as awesome as it is) the 2014 CTS-V is going to be INSANE! Madness I tell you!

@Xander Crews - WRX REASCEND: If you hit someone with it, it would be like attacking them with a 3500lb cheese grater.

@Spiegs Bunny: This car is rated E for EXTREME!

That is one helluva swagger it has going there. Must have video... Must. Hear. Demon...

Anyone want to add this to the queue?

@onlysix: Ask this guy.

@Bavarian_Horseplay: Something about that movie... I know it so well, but it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

@Bavarian_Horseplay: No crust?

@lilwillie: Simply epic! Congrats, man!

Is there an option to take off your pants and ride the subway instead?

@VeeArrrSix: Bullshit, asshole, no one likes the tuna here!

@SlowMo: A fuel injector.

Despite wiping out in the snow, I think I will still pass on slurping his butt.

@OA 5599: Heheheh, ow... my sides...