@Joonas Tepp: iPad get's you teh ladiez? Man, I'm doing it all wrong. Stupid Android device...

This is what I don't get: Douche bags like this have a girlfriend, and here I am all normal and single and stuff...

@Spiegel, Herp of Derp: I miss Mitch Hedberg... :(

@Spiegel, Herp of Derp: Jealousy is not a becoming color on you.

@luisthebeast: Over 9000!

@stöke, metäl ümläüt ënthüsïäst: Put some sticky tires on this thing and it will fold the asphalt like a AAA road map.

Give me an engine torquey enough, and a truck to put it in, and I will move the Earth.

@RATTLEFACE BLOUSES:

@Ray Wert: cotomer sevis.

@nataku8_e30: Really? I've never had a situation where they did not take my car out after an alignment. One shop asked me to take it around a few blocks and report back.

Should be easy enough to sell...

@91Bw: I sense a Gravedigger theme...

@Matt Hardigree: Here, smile :)

@moetop: Oh my... what massive thrust you have there...

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: Pics or shens!

@Spiegel, Cynic.: Sorry, you ain't no Janis Joplin.

Texas, Ha ha!

@Ottobon: That's a well constructed pole...

@Spiegel, Cynic.:

@Spiegel, Cynic.: I think you still qualify.