DUDE, I’M TRIPPIN’ BALLS!!

The 5th circuit ruled on standing because that was the first analysis they had to apply. The court has to find you can actually file a case before it rules on the merits. The telling thing about the initial ruling was it had no references to judgments from the 5th circuit. The district court judge hometowned it…

Not Good, Bob!

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You probably expect me to tell Billy Joel that it was not always burning since the world’s been turning. You’ll have to do that yourself. And while you’re there, find out if he still has no comment on the Kennedy Assassination.

That’s so untrue!

Come on, Billy Bush is married! To a woman! Who totally has sex with him! A lot! And he’s never thinking about dudes the whole time!

Umm, you might want to check your math again. You left off three o’s. It’s 3.685 BILLION not million. Still under 5% of the eventual liability.