Actually, Penn State is the police, with the same police powers and duties as any municipality of Pennsylvania.

"Saint Colin" really ain't gonna fly.

Ironically, Bill is looking at Youppi in that picture.

My money is on "both."

Yep, ethically the least defensible position is to have a third party judging which babies were made by bad rape daddies and don't have any "right to life" and which babies are made by bad slut mommies who need to be punished for their sinningness.

When someone says Max Scherzer, I always think of the baseball clown guy who puts his hat on backward and moonwalks.

"Who?"

Interesting guesses. I came up with Richard Petty.

I remember years ago reading an interview with Steve Blake, the guy who bought Avanti from Nate Altman. Avanti would do any color in the book, and he said they were doing a car in U of M colors for a trustee.

If it weren't for the drug dealer wheels, I'd rock that.

"Even they won't be able to use it for fundraising purposes."

He literally began his career singing his father's songs, although that was his mother's doing. He's an artist in his own right, but much of his work is based on Hank's image and name. He went from "Family Tradition" and "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way" (his entries into outlaw) to "I'm Hank Williams' Son" and…

Leave it to the royals to acquire the least useful superpowers that there are.

Especially since the age of legal consent is 16 or under in about 75 percent of the western world. According to the internet, the exceptions are Ireland, a couple of states in Australia, and about half of the US (by population); California and Florida are the only large states/countries where the age is 18.

He was 68. Is there something he still owes someone?

In this example, they're both full of shit.

Don't get Akin started on the joos.

Pontiac's subliminal advertising was based on the plastic cladding:

"The county just called and told me that our meat is full of e coli. But I already paid for it, so I'm going to serve it to our customers. Besides, we worked on it a long time."

"Aside from that, Mrs Martin, how was the race?"