Nascar loves it when fans throw stuff on the track.

You can make it a little lighter by not putting a flap on the exhaust pipe.

In case you were wondering, from someone who worked with him: Yes, David is an attention whore.

Unless contraception actually is forced on pubescent teens, tab a and slot b occasionally will meet at inconvenient times.

The monarchy is descended from a bunch of Germans anyway.

No, it started putting out at around 25.

Short Posnanski: "It's your fault for believing him, not his for lying to you."

I didn't know who Sergio Pininfarina was when I was seven, but I knew that the Ferrari Lusso made me feel all funny.

Ironically, I think the original Corvette Indy show car styling on the Camaro is awesome.

To be fair, Cam promised that IU football would be equal to Notre Dame and Penn State, and delivered.

I don't know about 'most diseases,' but I'm pretty sure he's the reason I got the clap in 1987.

Did you guys have some time you needed to kill after you ran the laps?

Medicines already are cheap to manufacture. It's the research that costs the bucks and the patent period that recovers the research cost.

That's a shameful thing he does on the field.

The Super Bowl commercial was about abortion, not religion. Tim was a high risk pregnancy.

How will Ray fit in there with all of those dead hookers and copies of The Fountainhead?

Step 16: Don Prudhomme costume.

Tim appeared with his mother in a Super Bowl commercial where they told their personal story. That's the definition of seeking (asking for) attention.

You are the Texas Medium of Deadspin.

To be fair, I understand the kybosh on the Caddy. Biden's supposed to be a heartbeat away from being POTUS, not a heartbeat and a tow truck ride away.