"Either it's a toy or it's already dead. Either way, there's scones to be eaten, fellas."

Question asked, question answered.

Stolen vehicles in the US are returned to the owner (or the insurance company) if they're identified later.

It's like Hoosiers, except with white guys whose brains stop working at the end of the game.

Except for the real Batman.

Aw, Bob Riggle did multiple wheelies with the Hemi Under Glass running the Goodwood hill climb.

Eh, a AA/FA can crash itself trying to go in a straight line.

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Tom, a Nash cartruck is a Cowboy.

Sadly, cops don't like that. I understand why, but I feel like a tool blocking the street.

Super. I'm off to the club for a ribeye lunch sandwich and boobies!

There is work that people should be shamed for. Maybe not this, tho.

Can a new car be wholesaled in the US without someone backing the emission warranty?

Gotta watch for the Val Kilmer Combo Platter.

Nicest guy I ever met was Ronnie Sox. Answered a little kid's questions so patiently.

Gates and Buffett would be in whether or not they sponsored the tournament.

It seems clear that Schumacher knew his car was damaged and wouldn't be able to race to the end.

Mosley didn't approve the taping.

It's a club of yer general movers and shakers.

All racing drivers are assholes in the car. I defer to Richard Petty's explanation of why racing drivers might fight when they get out of the car: "You ever drive a race car?"