Harlan Fengler, former Chief Steward of the Indianapolis 500.

Ferruccio Lamborghini doesn't count, because Lamborghini didn't race. He saw racing as a money pit.

Not only does Bill Belichick not mind if you're an axe murderer, it gives him a little buzz.

The NFL has taken its lumps in antitrust law.

"And so, in conclusion, it is ludicrous to claim that the Redskins have any sort of competitive advantage."

Since 04.

FWIW, that's a medium sandwich at the Carnegie Deli.

Shouldn't Tim's own sandwich be roast pork, ham, and cheese? In your face, Christ killers!

Jar Jar Binks speaking to Imperial Senate = Madoff

If you thought Tebow was a TV draw before, that would beat American Idol.

Bill Parcells ponders coaching:

When a Stooge needs a name tag, he's doing it wrong.

A loaded full-size station wagon with drum brakes would be suicide in modern traffic. I'd do a column shift automatic though, instead of cutting the floor. An engine upgrade with AC and PS would bolt in.

There's a reason the Democratic party symbol is a donkey.

They tried to get a license from Chrysler so it could say "Ri Ruv Ru!" when you open the door.

To be fair, the only reason that the Hornets exist is that the state of North Carolina hated George Shinn so much that he had to leave and take his team with him. Think of the Cleveland Browns, but in reverse.

So Canada only has one opera singer, who simulaneously has to be a reality TV judge?

Nah, for a taste, Carroll will claim he built your car in 1965 and put it in storage.

In boddagettaflyer's comment, it isn't a license-built Ford or Mercedes-Benz, as you suggest originally. It's a replica built by another company, and clearly titled as such. The licensed parts are sold as replacement parts, not as a licensed kit to build and register a new car. You don't even have to use licensed…

Dynacorn sells licensed "replacement" shells. As you say, FoMoCo can't control how you use its parts or how they're treated by local law, except to not sell new Ford VINs for 1967 Mustangs. :-)