I didn’t see anything about those girlfriends being from Canada, so probably not.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

Well, sometimes the reactions are antibiotic resistant.

Stupid fuck was driving NYC at night with the lights off and a fucking arsenal of illegal guns in his car while smoking a joint that HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT OUT when the cops pulled him over.

As long as you don’t go in to production at the same time as my soon-to-be-classic Wait, who was I supposed to throw the ball to?: The unlikely journey of Nathan Peterman.

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Don’t understand why anyone would even consider abducting Heisenberg.  After all, nobody could ever be sure of his exact location.

I think you prevent the Harden-pocalypse by simply acknowledging it’s a strategy that helps you in the regular but not post-season. We’ve seen him not get these calls every year in the playoffs and Houston’s response has been rattling their abacus at the NBA public instead of doing what would be pragmatic: change and e…

You just couldn’t resist talking about politics on an NBA finals article huh? I'll bet you're also vegan and do crossfit.

Reading the indictment, it would appear that Avenatti was maybe not quite as smart as some people believed.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Point is, the Rockets aren’t crazy to think they can get by without House, even if that kind of sucks and diminishes what he’s contributed to their wacky season.

You don’t need a functioning brain to go to Syracuse anyway.

Maybe he actually did hit that shot from the moon. Or at least it probably seemed like it to him, what with all the stars in his vision at that point. 

...the right thing for the Bulls to do...