Those 30 seconds changed the world. 

Kerr?

Look that's bullshit and you know it. 

They’re a dynasty

Most coaches make terrible mistakes regularly. It’s just we notice and remember the ones in the finals.

Lowry picked the best possible time for his one excellent game per playoffs.

The fuck are you talking about?

No one gives a shit. You can't force people to care.

There is no study to prove this. One of the most important ones ironically was done on uber drivers where men made more. Which sounds horrific until you actually read the study and it noted men drove faster, worked longer and less appealing (but more lucrative hours) and generally didn’t avoid things like highways.…

Gotta hand it to you. It’s truly impressive you get paid to bitch about other websites as your core contribution to your job. 

Ah but advertising for sex toys looking just like an article is fair game right Deadspin? Or whatever else you're selling. That was just the first ad to pop up today.

Damn the Dominican will fuck with anyone that's ever associated with America now.

Pussy

You just couldn’t resist talking about politics on an NBA finals article huh? I'll bet you're also vegan and do crossfit.

*crickets*

Hey look no one cares about the women’s world cup!

She got knocked down 4 times and Tyson didn’t win by TKO. The fix was in.

Eskimo 

So excited to get a real series. The Raptors have the skills as a team to do enough to get Kawhi there.

Paper is dead and reporters along with it. Enjoy rags like this. It's all you'll have soon enough.