Jia was right.

The weirdo

he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Every crown needs a scepter.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

I believe in the clubhouse they call that a fungo dick.

Magical? How often do you watch hockey? Was it a good shot? Yes. Magical? GTFO.

Weird to see dysfunction from this team.

Can’t vouch for this, but...

i tweeted aaron to tell him that his dong wasn’t all that big, but he didn’t respond.

My burner name has been waiting for it’s day to shine!

It does if you’re smoking that dank Hogwarts kush.

Harry Potter was first published twenty years ago. He might be named for the series. Ugh.

Drug using Muggles = Druggles

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