I had no idea what you were talking about either.

I can’t tell if you’re one of the aforementioned fans, or if you've never actually been to Boston and have never met someone from there. It's hard to tell, but one of the two is definitely true.

The answer to the Cubs question is that they'd inevitably become as annoying and insufferable as Red Sox fans. Remember when people thought they were a fun team too? Hell, Cubs fans are already well on their way to that.