I assume they rarely see each other. Like, she has her own set of rooms and everything. They appear together for press moments, and he sends for her when he wants the sexy times. She lies back and thinks of England, and she returns to her rooms after he grunts and rolls over.

This is cool. Serena is one of my idols. I hope she is busy getting ready for something amazing.

The craziest thing about this being true is that he apparently believes that straight women want to fuck his brains out.

How much better could our society be if we treated prisoners not only like human beings but actually like citizens? We expect them to serve their time and then rejoin society, but we completely dehumanize them the entire time they’re in prison. What purpose does that serve?

See what happened there?

Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

I wish that when Trump had whined about Clinton going negative with ads, she would have said with all sincerity:

I will never understand racist white people’s obsession with Chicago.

That made me spit wine out of my mouth. It is the literal epitome of Stupid Rich Man - he may as well have said “i own a summer home there” as he adjusted his monocle

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

“He is the 1st President since Reagan to do so.” Wait. Trump has been elected already and I missed it? Holy shit that was some nap.

Also the victimhood angle is pretty silly given the fact she got rich putting out diss tracks about anyone and everyone who crossed her path, made no effort to hide who she was targeting and (I assume) never bothered to ask permission or give warnings. I like Tay but girlfriend, you got played at your own game here.…

He followed you into your building to ask for your number?????

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

Why the fuck is he ALWAYS the fucking grown up in the room? I mean, it’s great and to my tiny opinion he is the best pres ever. Ever. And those idiots across the aisle and even some in his own party are just... dummies.