a fuckboy who I am mad at is messaging me on fb. I want to read what he’s writing but I don’t want him to see it because if he sees that I see it and I don’t reply, then that shatters the illusion that we’re ‘cool’ and I’m not ‘mad’ at him. I’m 25 and he is 32. And yes read receipts are really that high school.

I really have no idea, I guess they think it doesn’t matter who answers or something?

ughhh I have family friends who do this (couple in their 60s) and they refuse to let you know who you are talking to. Whoever opens the email answers it like they’re some goddamned hive mind.

Goddamnit. I love Hillary. I love Gloria. But this is like white feminism at it’s finest. And by finest I mean shittiest.

uhhhh is no one remembering her break out performance in Hackers? Cinema magic.

I live in NYC and you see it every day on the subway, or you know, feel it because someone is spreading into your seat.

Uhh Tila you’re only right about one of those things...

Right!? That was part of what’s kind of bugging me too.

Is it okay to love Laverne Cox but hate the idea of a Rocky Horror remake?

Probably. Or I need better book club friends

I’m in a feminist book club and I call it the friendzone but no one else likes the name...

It’s almost like Bieber wants us to hate him...

I didn’t know I could militia. Oh wait I can’t, I’m not a white dude.

I mean to be fair, John Stamos didn’t say they weren’t actresses, that would be kind of shady. They said they weren’t actresses, which I totally believe since I haven’t seen either of their faces move since Full House.

I hope someone gave Anderson Cooper Don Lemon’s drink, he clearly needed one.

God what a fucking mess. Kind of just hoping that she drops a bomb on all of us and sides with the women, but I highly doubt it. But who even knows, so many women who are married to/related to monsters have no idea what is actually up since they’re so in denial and look away at every curve in the road.

My completely sincere don’t make fun of me resolutions are:

Oh my god, Jeffrey Wells is Amy Schumer’s 12 Angry Men Sketch, like to a tee

I was the older sister so I told the lies, didn’t believe them so much. I think to this day my favorite was that for some random reason I decided to convince my little brother that ‘My Sharona’ by the Knack was written about our mom. I was thirteen, he was ten. I think he believed that until he was thirteen and asked…

Elizabeth Banks is my favorite. She’s so fucking funny and perfect. I don’t care if her hair gets flat sometimes, if that’s got to be her Achilles heel, so be it.