If they're going through the trouble of preserving roughly 56899 trillion comments, I'm guessing their priorities are aligned with those of their commenter base?

Pump the brakes, broNarrator.

Ugh.

'member when everyone was ready to flee for the hills when nuDisqus came around?

This is actually… encouraging? Like, maybe we can stay?

Yes :(

T-shirt and jeans guy, leather jacket guy, leather jacket guy, random suit and tie guy, T- shirt and jeans guy, leather jacket guy…

I cry myself to sleep every night because I can't get rid of him.

He has those dead, shark eyes, too. How much more warning can one need?

Bad Cooper was great, though. His reaction to that thing was just perfect.

Maybe in opposite world.

God damn it, James, you couldn't even crash your bike properly.

I hope you get the job!

Good! I fell asleep as soon as I said Hi.

Toy gun to my head, I'm gonna guess terrible.

HI, BUDDY.

What sense of humor?

His wife should be so lucky she married such a progressive, discerning gentleman.

That's somehow even dumber than if it was a typo.

That cat of his sounds very disreputable.