I refuse to believe that's a real movie. But then, again, this is the year Geostorm gets out.

Not even a witless cartoon that unfolds like a G-rated remake of “They Live” as told from the aliens’ POV

So The Emoji Movie didn't screen for critics, eh?

I knew that too. I really liked Lydgate, he was by far my favorite character.

I still didn't like her until the end. And I knew she married Will and gave up her fortune ahead of time.

I thought I did? It was just before I left for Romania.

I said I liked it! And I read the whole 46596030 pages to form that opinion.

It's one of my favorite novels.

So not slow, just taste-impaired, eh?

Diet Coke is sickly sweet. It's awful.

Slow reader, eh?

It tastes way better than Diet Coke.

I didn't understand a word that man said.

I wonder if Coke thought calling it just Zero could make people think it contained dangerous amounts of nothing.

I am! All I've seen in Romania is plain ol' Coke Zero. But I'll be in Brussels and Paris in about three weeks, so maybe I'll find some there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's a great book. You should read it. Dave is a very talented cat…man.

Just think you could have also been in this movie, being tossed about in a sinking ship, or set on fire.

I completely agree with this, but at the same time "The Sea" is the core of the movie, and it also has some wonderfully tense moments, like when they dodge the German plane, or when they rescue the downed pilot. Plus,making all the plots converge onto this particular section was also great.

God, no.