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And remove the best parts from the original. Like the world's most awkward birthday party.

Aw, I missed you, screaming monkey.

I guess it does make sense both ways. I like "ascend" better, because it fits with the overall paradox and opacity of the poem.

Points deducted for not working in that GAL GADOT IS A ZIONIST EX-SOLDIER.

Yeah, but the ultimate goal is ascension. They even live ABOVE the convenience store.

It's also a pretty funny movie, something that WB has apparently willed itself to forget.

Yeah, I think the "and" contaminates the next word. "Ascend" makes more sense, both if you think about Bob and the Woodsmen storming the White Lodge, or the Black Lodge as the place one must pass through on the way to the White Lodge. Like, everything suggests an upward motion, from the nuclear blast to the bug thing

Oh, and Linclone is just the best title.

It makes a great point that I agree with: that Laura isn't some kick-ass saviour of mankind, as much as a catalyst for events stretching all the way into the present that may finally defeat Bob. Also, it's "ascend," Goddamnit. I forced myself to watch that section again just to confirm. And it matters that it's

Yeah, but then she's going to quit the suit halfway through and say she accomplished everything she wanted to.

This is so not a good idea. But then again, neither is remaking this movie. Or making it wackier and more PG-13.

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

…and that's why you're not president, and he is! Sad!

This is a story:

Lol, Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner are in talks to script the Toni Erdmann remake.

Dowd gave Baby Driver an A-!

That would be tragic (but also kinda funny, considering how Dougie is a barely functional mess). I think it's more likely that Bob will seek out Philip Jeffries.