1. Ellie…something.
2. Three
4. The Master

Paul Ryan thinks Istanbul is the capital of Turkey.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh, and also Eric "AND I'M ERIC!" Trump funnelled money meant for a cancer charity to his dad. But this feels almost quaint among the rest of the outrage.

Yeah, I'm pretty much at a loss too.

My bad.

Comey Told Sessions: Don’t Leave Me Alone With Trump

I clicked on this expecting a long form essay. Curse you, GJI!

No, of course I get that, I'm just wondering if the hairs wouldn't be split in such a way as to make ANY blocking feature irrelevant.

Yeah, but the FUN Trump account is not the same as the POTUS account, so I'm not sure the distinction applies.

Did we ever find out how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

I won't lie, I'd have a drink (or two) at that place.

Wouldn't this apply to anyone who gets blocked by anyone, ever?

Please stop helping.

He's going to jump up and down and yell LOOK AT COMEY, HE'S TESTIFYING RIGHT NOW AND HE'S A DOO-DOO HEAD, MY ELECTORAL COLLEGE WIN WAS THE BIGGEST EVER!!!11!1!!!

Trump is planning to live-tweet Comey's testimony.

…and now I know there is something spoilable in an X-Files episode. You truly are history's greatest monster.

There aren't enough tiny violins in the world to adequately soundtrack this woman's life right now.

I liked the Vulcan stuff… but also I didn't? There seemed to be way too much speechifying for my taste. The road trip stuff was great though, and we went back to the Alligator Bar!

Anthony Hopkins: Rejected screen test for Churchill Biopic #3759
Mark Wahlberg: Rejected screen test for King Arthur (the wrist watch was deemed too distracting)
Random Lady: Rejected concept art for Mrs. Negan.