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"We'll be the cleanest," Pres. Trump says of U.S. "We're going to have the cleanest air. We're going to have the cleanest water."

It's sort of impressive how many people, major businesses, politicians, etc. are critiquing his decision. Another win for Trump!

Yeah, we finally agree on something, this is both boring and useless. Bye.

No snark, as someone who loves bacon, I'm offended this restaurant is not respecting my tastes.

No it's not.

Gotcha.

To call this discrimination is offensive to actual victims of actual discrimination. Nobody is being discriminated here. You're a guy who wants to see Wonder Woman at the Alamo, there's plenty of room for you at every other screening that evening, except this one. And I bet they'd even let you into this one if you had…

OMG, dude, go bother a bachelorette party, will you?

I really don't think that will happen, ever.

Immortan Joe knows how to drive, ergo, Trump is Jabba the Hut.

And WB will make some money. And some employees of both genders at the Alamo will get paid for an evening's work.

I truly fail to see how this can have ANY kind of impact whatsoever, positive or negative.

And the rose goes to… THE US, NICARAGUA AND SYRIA! Congratulations to the winners, you are truly pathetic, reprehensible dipshits (except you, Syria, you have too much on your plate right now, and I guess Nicaragua is too small to matter).

Granted, I've never been to the Alamo, but I'm assuming they have more than one screen? And this restriction only applies to this one showing of this one movie on this one screen? And that it's more likely that the men scheduled to work on that day will just deal with all the other screens and all the other customers…

Are you seriously suggesting that the Alamo is going to keep all their male employees at home that day, lest they offend the sight of a woman? Because that's fucking hilarious.

:(

So, what are you planning to do for the Paris Accord series finale viewing party?

I'm so sorry. Losing a job is hard enough, losing a job you like is far harder.

I think a C- is in many ways a worse grade than even a D or an F, both of which suggest that something went epically bad. But a C or a C- just suggest the kind of competent mediocrity that can't even be bothered to do something intriguing enough to merit a C+.

Pretty sure it involved Captain America defeating Hydra.