Hm, that's probably it.

Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants.

The NFLPA has just found the missing link that solidifies NFL concussions to brain damage.

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

I can't be the first one to say that it looks like if Wes Anderson made a horrifically awful movie.

Quelch is a U-12 girls hockey groupie.

Tell me more, all-knowing Quelch.

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack

Ric Flair with yet another impersonation of Johnny Manziel's rookie season

I'm not convinced this isn't a Jimmy Kimmel prank. This guy clearly subsists on bar peanuts.

"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."

The same professional journalists who get upset when Marshawn Lynch won't "talk about" one of the 300 carries he had this year.

Yes

What's more self-serving than a guy announcing he's staying in school? A professional journalist commenting on it.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

He was aiming for a full stadium but he missed...

Didn't Tebow do literally the same thing but with a stadium full of people?