Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.

Well, it backfires when it doesn't work, and when the opposing offenses are really damn good like Ohio State's is. I don't think you can necessarily say that HUNH doesn't work when it got Oregon to the title game, beating the defending champs and a very good MSU along the way.

That might actually be worse.

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

Don Lemon's New Year's resolution was to top his 2014 stupidity with all new epic dumbfuckery.

When life hands you Don Lemons, turn off the TV.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

It's alternative sports fandom! Like alternative comedy and alternative music! Talk yourself into liking something that sucks because it's perceived as more clever than the status quo.

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.

"It's one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen."

A very serious oversight.

A list of lasers! You must have trouble dodging all the panties thrown at you!

Seriously, look how fucking dumb this thing is:

Holy fuck. +1

I read this lede inattentively and thought that he was pouring his egg beater/skim milk/sour cream/taco mix concoction into the Foreman Grill, which would be the ultimate Schiano Man meal.

Just to clarify, it's just as possible that this is Pete Thamel being a klutz with words (saying that egg beaters, skim milk, and sour cream "line the counter" doesn't mean what he seems to want it to mean, unless shit's way more fucked-up at the Schiano residence than we ever realized) as it is Schiano cooking bacon…

Later in the same article you learn that, at 48, he just learned this year how to use a dishwasher. A Schiano man washes dishes by hand until his hands bleed, then washes the blood off the dishes with his tongue.

The fact that he considers mass-produced seasoning packets a "little known trick" is the cooking equivalent of his "little known coaching tactic" of screaming at people.

A Schiano Man's passion burns hot enough to cook bacon thoroughly regardless of its juxtaposition on a cooking surface.