Keep checking cars.com and autotrader.com. I see one or two *somewhere* in the US every couple of weeks or so. I would love to have one, as well.

You put your weed in there!

Buggy whips, why are people so against them?

I, on behalf of the entire rest of the global population, would like to apologize for putting this lady in this predicament. We’ll try better next time.

I’m sure O’Reilly sells a ton of truck hoods and BMW trim. C’mon.

Man, I liked their green beans, too. What I’ve never experienced is Popeye’s jambalaya, which is only offered in certain regions.

If you’ve ever heard of someone experiencing hyponatremia during endurance sports from [salty] sweating and only ingesting water, it reminds you to consume the electrolytes either in liquid or gel form.

They serve codeine shakes at Boston Market?

May I suggest HP Sauce (aka “brown sauce”) as the gravy replacement?

Will it make my car over a second off of the qualifying pace of the Mercedes and fail to get me into Q3, time after time?

Will it make my car over a second off of the qualifying pace of the Mercedes and fail to get me into Q3, time after…

Looks great, but the repair bills are likely to be atrocious. CP, all the way.

Could be creme de le garçon.

I have. I haven’t gotten a chance to use it yet due to COVID-19. I find it hilarious that it is another scheme to pry money away from us and also to say that it’s providing greater “safety”, which I’ll argue it doesn’t.

Culver’s already does this, albeit in a slightly smaller container (2-3 oz. ramekin). Dipping the fried cheese curds into that is pure heaven.

America’s stadium nacho cheese has successfully invaded South America. USA!

“But I’ll bet it also has the turning radius of the Exxon Valdez.”

“Unsafe at any speed” is a phrase that comes to mind with this.

Well, I for one, would like for the Kabuki Theater to end because I find it annoying and am not AT ALL fooled by it.