Your mouth ain't so purdy.

Our intrepid hacker here bypassed the computer by wiring those three switches to the pinouts of the transmission/computer cable, and uses two of them to tell the transmission what gear to shift into. The other is used for the overdrive lockout, I believe, and he just lets the pressure level input default to maximim,…

M1 Garand. Best gun ever made.

Pay him. Pay the man his money.

The airbags have won.

How do you like dem apples?

"Oh, s**t!" bar.

"big time" needs to be in all caps.

Three words: Green Chile Double.

(And maybe Arizona, but who wants to move there?)

Torrence is technically southwest of downtown LA. I don't get your argument!

I thought gays didn't like VAG.

Nod to Pioneer 11 unmanned space probe?

George Romney is watching you...

10.) Front plates

Flying buttresses.

They look pretty healthy.

Bring back PSA with the smiley face on the nose and the flight attendants in their go-go outfits.

Likely to better direct the propulsion over the elevator surfaces.