They also receiver a huge annual paycheck from the US government, which pays them roughly $2 million a year “to keep wild horses and burros on their massive property.”

I’m gonna need a Nancy Meyers-directed movie about Blythe Danner and her writing desk, STAT.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

Ok, I love this time of year, so forgive the new account, but I wanted to tell the story my grandmother told me. I can’t vouch for it completely, but she’s a very no-nonsense woman and I’ve never caught her in a lie (besides maybe how many martinis she’s had). Anyway, we’ll call her Betty. Betty grew up in Kansas in…

BEST TIME OF YEAR EVERRRRRRRRR

Get ‘em Rose.

Reminder - he wasn’t fired because of his behavior. He was fired because the public found out about it.

Last time I checked, JFK was still in Queens.

Excellent point. And look, I think Bernie is a great legislator and an important voice to have in congress, but I will never forget how much like the typical dude he acted when push came to shove. Clinton had been working for or with the DNC for all of her adult life practically. She paid her dues. And the fact that…

i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

So in other words, (sh)It?