Do people have a solution for dog owners and ‘single use’ dog poop?

... or a Big Mac engorged President.

Did it die from erotic asphyxiation?

Last Thanksgiving my sister and I were going to be the only ones in town, so we came up with the idea of making a T-Giving pizza. The crust would be made of our family recipe poppy seed roll (rolicke), with gravy as the sauce, turkey, stuffing, beans, etc for toppings.