Also what are you doing with your legs, man?

Microscopically we are all disgusting.

So if I plunged your toothbrush into filth and excrement and let you scrub the bristles clean, you’d still use it?

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

A school like Yale doesn’t expel the captain of the basketball team without a preponderance of evidence. They blew right past “suspend while investigate”.