I lost it at the t-shirt, brass knuckles, and ham.

I’m a Californian and the distinction means little to me. That would be like if you said, “So and so was from San Francisco!” and me saying, “Um, actually, he was born in Oakland.”

It really is spooky-good. I clicked Boston under places. Not only did it pull up the pictures from my last two trips to Boston, but it pulled up this photo, which was actually taken in California!

Nooooo

And even if she WAS in the pic, it's fucked up to make that assumption.

Except she's not the one in the pictures, so...try again?

hmmm...

The screen never shattered on our Razr...no matter how many times we dropped that phone.

LOL OK.

Yes, that's why I wrote it in the article that you are commenting on:

When I first heard it was a Loverboy tune, my mind jumped straightaway to *Turn Me Loose* rather than *Waiting For The Weekend*, probably because of the song title. Funnily enough, though, some of the lyrics to *Turn Me Loose* could also apply to Rob Ford's living-it-large persona.

Well trolled sir, well trolled. Pick up your horned rim glasses, scarf and porkpie hat at the end of the line, you have successfully proven your hipsterishness. Your name has been added to the waiting list for apartments in the next big Brooklyn "in" neighborhood.

You.

Sorry but you're a fool. Timberlake has always been relevant. He's an actor, whose pretty decent, he's a musician (just dropped a new album) and he's always doing skits on snl and the like (he's a funny guy). He can do it all. I honestly feel like you just don't have any idea what you are saying and you are just…

Nobody understands you, do they? I mean, line, nobody GETS you. You're too real. You're just too REAL for this basic basic world. #machiavelli #fringe #everythingsucks

As a Southern woman worth my salt, I agree, I'd shank someone. With a high-heeled shoe. Repeatedly. And I'm pretty sure that in the South, "S/he was insulting Dolly Parton!" is a valid defense.

Me too lucyjae, nobody talks shit about Dolly around me.

I loved in her autobiography that she says when she was little, she always thought the women everyone else called trashy or slutty were the most beautiful women she'd ever seen. The aesthetic is certainly visible. Also, Dolly's kind of my favorite, someone made a not so nice comment about her the other day, before I…