Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

Or nah.

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Can they do custom ones? I want one that’s like just xanax.

Hell, I put a grain of sand up in there three years ago and I'm still waiting for a big expensive-ass PEARL to come out :/

BUT IF I DID CRY, THEY WOULD BE THE CLASSIEST, GREATEST, MOST DELICIOUS TEARS YOU WOULD EVER TASTE

Ambulatory skin tag and fiberglass insulation model Donald Trump also says he is aware of the concept of shame but has never experienced it himself.

Donald Trump doesn’t experience sadness, he’s just a carrier.

I wouldn’t want an older man as the father of my children. I wouldn’t want to be the 25 year old mother taking care of kids with a 50 year old. Guess who is going to be stuck doing the majority of the work in that scenario? At some point, you should just assume that you have given up your chance to have children…

As one of those age-appropriate women I’ve got to say I don’t want them anymore than the fresh ‘n fertile 20 year olds do. I really don’t want them.

The gay male version of this is “I’m 45 and can pay all my bills, but I’m not ROLLING in money and guys under the age of 25, who have six packs, just make me FEEL young! I’m sorry to everyone else, but I’m only REALLY into white guys under 25, with rock hard bodies. It’s a nature thing and I’ve tried to change it, but…

THIS. The whole article is a veiled tantrum about 25 year old women not being interested in them anymore. If they cared so much about having a family they could marry a woman their age, take all the money they earned focusing on career, and use alternative avenues for creating a family

Never mind that your sperm are going to be a problem too, buddy. The male biological clock ticks along too, even if it's less obvious.

So ugh.