this is almost as bad as finding a triangular shape and saying it’s illuminati

I'm surprised nobody's just sneaked their way into the source code

Feminist Frequency's "Tropes Against Women"

you are literally the dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet

nah dood controllers are infinitely better for driving mechanics. The only thing closer would be using an actual steering wheel. I'd rather slightly tilt an analog and be able to gradually make a turn than have to repeatedly press a directional key and watch my car jerk around like a teenager in their first driving…

I would laugh so hard watching you pathetically fail over and over at lining up this route without a controller. Have fun with your max-sensitivity digial read button press for directions and acceleration; try to make a minor directional adjustment like an analog stick can with a key press.

The parkour button being the right bumper was a genius design choice on the developers' part. It actually feels incredibly natural compared to the A/X button, and considering that Crane is meant to automatically cling to whatever ledge he's aiming at, it would be a lot more difficult/impossible to navigate if you had…